leaver

Someone who leaves their work to the last minute but to the surprise of others somehow miraculously gets top marks.

Bob: I've got about 8,500 words left to write for my dissertation

Guss: So you've only done 1,500? Dude that's due in on Monday! Everyone I know has done it!

Bob: Yeah. I always leave things to the last minute. I'm a leaver

Guss: You're crazy.

*month later*

Guss: So how did you do
Bob: I got a high first
Guss: I hate you.

by blahblahblublu March 3, 2011

Flat leaver

Pretending to enjoy playing with a person then dropping that person as soon as another player walks in the room.

Flat Leaver
-If you are playing a game, lets say, ping pong, with your girl and you ditch her to play with "the guys", and you don't come back later to play with her, you are a "flat leaver".

by Charlie and Bobbie January 12, 2012

leaver

Feces of such length and girth as to make the depositor proud to leave it in the commode unflushed for the next bloke to behold.

After doing battle for an hour, I beheld a true leaver and left the lavatory supremely satisfied.

by southparkfreak00 August 10, 2016

fast leaver

A person who exits quickly, without fanfair.

Man he's a fast leaver. One minute he's there, the next he's gone.

by David Moskow January 10, 2008

leaver

Used to define a member of the household or place of residence who frequently misplaces and forgets about their possessions. Commonly left articles include: perishable foods, dirty dishes, clothing.

Jon left his hat in my room again. He's such a leaver.

Marty is a leaver because he forgot about his frozen dinner and left it overnight in the microwave.

by Goodys July 25, 2008

Leaver

A specific green and identifiable wart on the tip of your length, causing great irritation.

James 1E5

by Karl Woosey November 28, 2003

Jordan Leaver

Jordan Leaver is a kind, caring and loving friend who although is going through a lot, pushes his issues aside to help the people around him. He is a giant, harmless teddy bear who gives the best hugs and cuddles. He isn't afraid to be himself and is extremely down to earth. Although he has many insecurities that he believes drags him down, the people around him love him for who he is and see past the flaws he believes he has.. This BFG is as good as any human being gets and this kid deserves to be treated nothing but the best.
I love you big bro. Chin up (:

Julie: That hug was amazing!
Mark: He pulled a Jordan Leaver

by LeGlasses October 1, 2012