learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

blackboard learning tool

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

Leanna

A girl who is crazy way beyond comprehension. Very funny too, always a joy to be around. She may look down upon herself but usually finds a way to boost herself up. Very pretty usually stunning the boys around her. Although she jokes around she has a serious and deep side that blossoms at night. The greatest gal i eva met!!!!!

"Leanna is such a troll"

by Miguelly Jelly May 22, 2014

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

by Adrian December 14, 2006

let me learn you something

A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.

A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?

by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014

learnaholic

A person who chooses to learn more than required, either at home or school.

Why were you at school today by choice? Dude, you're such a learnaholic.

by thejoshua March 30, 2013