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leaflet squiral

a polite member of society who doesnt want to make the leaflet distributor that he/she is worthless so gathers leaflets as there thrust into their path. Gets home to discover a bag/pocket full so stores them in the letter rack until winter and fire material is running low.
i really didnt need that leaflet 'free phone calls to Polland on the 5th day of every month begining with G', im such a silly leaflet squiral, but at least ill be warm in the winter months
by do-you-know August 30, 2007
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leafblower

when two gay men get into a sixty nine position and blow into eachothers' assholes.
'watch out for joane, he went in to far when doing leafblower the other day."
by leafblower69 April 8, 2020
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leful

An adjective used by lower class Belfast adolescents used when discussing something positive or admirable
Ay Mick, have you seen the new Nike trainers? They're proper leful like!
by ramone-deginaro February 12, 2021
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leeful

1.when something is great/ fantastic

2. when someone is tough, not to be messed with.
"here, he is puaa leeful!"
(wow, he is great!)
by heart_core_x January 17, 2009
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leafblower joke

1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.

2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.

Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".
Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"

Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."
by Zachariahsmith April 4, 2011
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Leafblower

mexican male.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
Leafblowers live 20 deep in an apartment and play mexican circus music all damn day.

Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
by ttmike42 December 20, 2008
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lesbian leafblower

When one lesbian blows air into another lesbian's vaginal crevice using a leafblower and or blowing device.
Wowzers ... my life partner got a new blowing device last night. It was the best leaftblower i ever got.
by Rob S. April 9, 2005
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