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mexican leaf blower 

when the mexican that snorts the most coke has allergies and has to go outside to blow snot rockets and gets rid of your leaves for you in the process.
no honey, i don't need to rake this year, i got a mexican leaf blower.

Kentucky leaf blower 

While giving love to a female, you put grass clippings in her vagina. You tuck the grass clippings really snug and whenever she coughs, sneezes, screams, or queefs she shoots out these clippings to a similar fashion that a leaf blower would blow them.
Yea man after mowing yesterday my wife gave me the Kentucky leaf blower
Kentucky leaf blower by g_dongz August 28, 2020

Dirty Leaf Blower

When you throw up in your girl's mouth, and she sucks you off. Making your shlong dirty, and making her the blower.
Check Marissa out, we gave each other a Dirty Leaf Blower last night.

Promiscuous Leaf Blower 

Someone who takes one for the other team, by blowing many gay/straight leaves, depending on their sexual orientation. For example, if you're a straight male you have to blow a gay leaf.
Dustin, you're a promiscuous leaf blower!

Alaskan Leaf Blower

The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"
Alaskan Leaf Blower by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023

Arkansas leaf blower 

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.
Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up
Arkansas leaf blower by ReyisRight November 21, 2023