layin ass nigga

A layin ass nigga is a person who lies, cheats and steals their way through life. A LAN will smoke a pipe of crystal meth in front of anyone and eagerly try to convince them they are “real” and telling the truth. A LAN will also shuffle for weed if they have to. A LAN can be male or female and any ethnicity or race. A LAN might have a job, or they might not, but nobody will ever know because 99% of the time LAN’s are liars.

“What up wit ‘B?’” “Oh, he’s living with his old lady again.” “Damn…. He lost his job, lost his ride, lost his girlfriend… he a Layin Ass Nigga makin’ her pay for his shit.” “She’s a Layin Ass Nigga cuz she pays for his layin' ass.

by FabulousDarkness August 10, 2016

Kinda layin' down

A physical state of relaxation when you are laying down and don't want to be bothered or get up for anyone or for any reason.

phone rings
John: Hello?

Rick: Hey John, my car broke down not too far from your house. Can you come pick me up? I'm stranded at a gas station and its freezing out!

John: Man, I'd love to. But I'm watching Kung Fu and kinda layin' down right now.

*Click* Hangs up phone

by Superood November 13, 2017

Layin' On Da Bryan

The action of getting action.

Darin was out all night layin' on da Bryan.

by Father T September 17, 2004

Layin' down the Lauren

1; A generic alternative for "laying down the mack" 2; to flirt 3; the first step in the process of getting laid

I think it's time that I start layin' down the Lauren

by urbanhooker December 12, 2010

Layin' down the McCleon

The act of intercepting the opposing team’s pass in Blitz 2000 or Blitz 2001 with St. Louis Rams defensive back Dexter McCleon.

(To opponent(s) after Dexter McCleon interception) Uh!!! Layin' down the McCleon on yo ass!

by Raagers October 12, 2004

Layin' on da Darin

The art of starving a person (male and/or female) for action.

Darin typically lays on da Darin with every male and/or female.

by Father T October 31, 2004

layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003