layin train

Pulling out a ginormous penis and beating "it" up.

Man, I was layin train on that girl last night, felt like heaven in a pussy!!

by Definitionkingfetty1 April 17, 2016

Layin the boots

The term Canadians use for having sex with girls.

Eh, look at your buddy. He is really layin the boots to that girl.

by PVR687 May 18, 2010

Layin a cut

Act of doing anything. Working, having sex, laying carpet, cleaning, etc.

"I just got done layin a cut" I sure layed a cut on her last night" "Did you lay a serious cut"

by 1cutlayer January 25, 2011

layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

Layin' bricks

When you're poppin the j, and the ball just keeps on smacking iron.

Yo man, I was playin ball with the boys at the park and I was layin' bricks.

by Mike Ondombroke January 31, 2009

layin' asphalt

To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.

"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"

"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."

by Marshall Gillikin February 16, 2008

layin down

the act of coming from a high volume store and slacking

He used to put up alot of frieght but lately he's been layin down on the department.

by McIlhenny February 7, 2008