lemonade launcher

(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.

The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
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Tortoise Launcher

Where defacating takes place into the inner workings of a high-powered vacuum. The vacuum is then set in the reverse operation to ejaculate your steaming excraments at very high velocity into the face of your loved one.
Dude, Wilbur totally screwed up my vacuum when he gave your girlfriend one wicked Tortoise Launcher.
by Wyatt Erp January 21, 2010
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grapefruit launcher

An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.
Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!
by Brad D. November 25, 2006
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turd launcher

the ass of a woman. can be a sexy curvy set o buttocks, or can be a huge fat ass. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter
man, your girlfriend has a huge turd launcher, and i bet u can't hit the starfish when u ass fuck her
by markcop1 December 22, 2005
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Granade launcher

Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".
Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"
by SR707 January 15, 2010
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jellyfish launcher

The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.
Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
by Captain Mortality April 02, 2021
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Rocket Launcher

During intercourse, letting out an explosive fart while thrusting.
I farted so hard when I jammed it in that it felt like a rocket launcher went off.
by Piledriver62 February 12, 2014
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