thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005

thankyou for last night

infamous quote from 'the american jigalo' thanking the sexed up partner for last night

american jigalo 'thankyou for last night'

by imi n tara August 29, 2007

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

a comeback

"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

by Nick D February 13, 2003

that's not what your mother said last night

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.

Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!

by gorillaguy987 May 23, 2009

Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?

a quote to bring attention to someone repeatedly talking about the same commonly and relevantly known subject.

Person 1: Dude! Did you know Brett Favre is returning to the NFL?

Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?

by Jon Bob Long Knob December 21, 2010

Last-Night Breakfast

When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.

"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"

by TSturm January 23, 2009

last night on earth speech

a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10

Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.

Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?

by lunarwena June 20, 2011