so'landra

a cute girl who is nice and able to fight and easy going the smartest girl you'll ever meet

So'Landra is a good person

by Nicole's Arts and Music January 16, 2020

Salisbury Laundry

The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.

Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.

by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 21, 2011

sack of laundry

Someone that is fat and out of shape. When you look at them you just think, wow what waste of a person. They mope around and are unproductive. Ultimately, They just look like a sack of shit.

Johnny: haha, look at the fat guy trying to play basketball. His fat is jiggling around. He can hardly run!

Sam: Ew, he has sweated completely through his t shirt.

Johnny: Haha what a sack of laundry!

by Yawn Yant October 18, 2012

sex laundry

When you wash your bed sheets after sex.

My roommate had her boyfriend over a little bit ago and now she's doing her sex laundry.

by awesomenessssssohyes May 22, 2016