Lance Armstrong 

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

Lance Armstrong by Joshe November 12, 2008

Lance Armstrong 

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

Lance Armstrong by neobwa October 22, 2014

Lance Armstrong's Testicle 

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

Lance Armstrong's Testicle by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013

Lance Armstrong Pong 

A game of Beer Pong or Beirut played with one ping pong ball rather than the traditional two.

Our game of Beer Pong turned into Lance Armstrong Pong when the dog ate one of the balls.

Lance Armstrong Pong by Rob M.H. October 21, 2008

dope like lance armstrong 

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013

The Lance Armstrong 

A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.

Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.

The Lance Armstrong by stevengross September 1, 2009

the lance armstrong 

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

the lance armstrong by PhusionDev July 24, 2006