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Lancing

Lancing is a large town in the south of england, 20 minutes from Brighton that is now home to a huge amount of chavs that live on one of many neighboring council estates. Rife with drugs and crime, a trip to one of these estates may be your last, as might a trip to somerfield as they congregate outside it of an evening. The only area able to escape this invasion is North Lancing, an area full of expensive houses and lovely quiet roads. Disturbingly, this is where a lot of Lancing's chavs live and probably where the LSM Crew (Lancing Sompting Massive)yes, really, was formed. All of the chavs from Lancing go to Boundstone Community College, where 99% of the students there have fallen victim to the chav epidemic.
Typical Lancing teenager:

'Oiii Chaz wana go sit outside Somerfield? Well bangin im well 'ardcore'
by Emo Ranger November 6, 2008
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Lance

Has a huge cock.
Lance has a magnum dong.
by SkinnyInch July 21, 2020
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Lance

Lance is a character from voltron also know as Gabriela Pagnot.
Lance : I look bootiful just like gabi.

Gabi : see you in hell (in space) bitch.
by KLANCE BIATCH September 25, 2018
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Lance

Lance McClain is the most beautiful baby blue boy ever known to exist. He is gay for lance,and has a purpose. He is the ninja sharpshooter, and is loverboylance.
Im like the cool ninja sharpshooter

Razzle Dazzle

We did it...we are a good team
*keith get triggered*

Im just a boy from Cuba

Lover Boy Lance
by BabySharpShooter October 20, 2018
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Lance

A long shit that will often clog the toilet.
Me: Man, I just laid a Lance in the toilet.

Brother: NO!! It'll clog for weeks!!
by PacManBlam January 7, 2013
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lance

a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.
The knights charged one another with their lances.
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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lanced it

When you screw up anything, or make an uneducated comment on a topic or just general conversation.
You lanced it pretty good. Stop lancing it.
by White suburban November 25, 2014
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