lamestorm

The antithesis of brainstorm. When a person or a group of people come up with really dumb ideas.

Lamestorm:
Lighter Fluid Tag - Squirting someone with lighter fluid and then lighting the clothing of the person who is "it."

The tagged person beats the flames out before "tagging" another person.

by Seibei June 2, 2009

Lamestream

A term hipsters use to define something that tries to be hipster and fails by still being mainstream.

Hipster One: Did you see that girl wearing fake glasses?
Hipster Two: Yeah, she's being lamestream.

by IceOfWaterflock May 29, 2013

lameoest

I word commonly used in stupid AFN commericals. Also used for a comeback to lame <insert word>.

Shelly: GOD BARBIE! UR SUCH A LAME BITCH!
Barbie: YEA! Well ur the lameoest bitch!

by Sorla July 22, 2003

lamestream media

All major media companies except for FOX.

Sarah Palin needed a new attack word against the mainstream MSM media when she got hired by one of the world's largest mainstream media companies.

In recent news, some people say Glenn Beck is reported to be the most honest man in broadcasting, and you won't hear that reported by the lamestream media. This is Sarah Palin, reporting for FOX News.

by Knot O'Really February 11, 2010

Lameostrophe

A catastrophe of lameness.

I was out on a date with a hot new guy and ran into my mom's friend crazy cat lady; the date deteriorated into a lameostrophe at record speed.

by Flyalien May 7, 2011

Lameosine

Any car, whether actually resembling a limousine or not, that is inherently lame, has lame people inside of it, is housing any sorts of lame activities, or has any other applicable reason to be construed as lame. These cars are often driven by wiggers, Chads, etc., but can be driven by any normal person as well as long as there is any vague reason to call it lame. Most often, these cars are made even more lame by tacky accessories added in poor taste.

Dude, did you see that crappy 1996 Buick that just drove by with the fake chrome and spinning rims and totally unnecessary sound system that's probably worth more than the piece of shit bucket of bolts that it got crammed into? What a fucking lameosine!

by Grant Sew E April 5, 2011

lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022