lamentine

someone who repeatedly makes emotionally bruising decisions, unwilling to learn from the past or listen to advice, leaving us witness to a hopeless scene yet again.

A) how's she been?
B) that lamentine let her ex move back in cuz he got kicked out of rehab.
A) not again!

by miz cherry December 2, 2007

lamone ade

african american slang for lemonade

Yo gimme some a dat lamone ade homie.

by JGRB June 2, 2011

Jenna Lameson

A woman who fancies herself a whore in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment.

Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Lamoni

A beautiful model chick who has a cute personality and likes to be lazier than an old cat. You can't help but do what she ask because she's so sweet. She won't turn down food nor a trip to the mall. No one understands how she isn't obese yet.

Oh Lamoni, you're lazy as fuck! But, you're the prettiest mofo around.

by NauseamRide August 16, 2011

Lamont

An extremely sexy and hot male specimen. Good for everything. And that means everything. Very tappable and an incredible video game player

Lamont Blankly

by flameyou1 December 28, 2013

Lambon

A Caribbean word for freeloader.

When someone invites you to a party and you only go there for the food and cake, than leaves.

Fulano #1: Manin, quiere una mordia de este chimi?

Fulano #2: Si, loco que se me olvidaron lo cuarto en el caro

Fulano #1: Diablo, tu si ere un lambon. Siempre con cuarto pero nunca quiere solta

by Baja tanga February 3, 2010