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Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.
"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011
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Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.
Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
by jomommascookies August 22, 2009
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Ladino

A type of Spanish spoken by Sephardic Jews spoken before they were expelled from Spain in the 14th century. It has been preserved since with some modifications. In some ways Yiddish is to German as Ladino is to Spanish.
I grew up speaking Ladino, because my ancestors were Sephardic Jews.

E.g. of Ladino
"Shalom buenas tadres" for "Hola buenas tardes" in Spanish.
by mac389 January 10, 2013
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Bun Ladin

An imaginative domestic rabbit who once fancied himself heading up a violent fringe group of seriously pissed-off rabbits who had essentially named himself after the Saudi born Al Qaeda terrorist, Bin Ladin.
Sadly, Bun Ladin, a lifelong pacifist and herbivore, was not the sharpest tool in the shed, and so, during a difficult time in his pampered life, he had inadvertently put himself on a US government watchlist that he’d have done better to remain off of; he certainly would not have died in a barrage of heavy gunfire during the nighttime black ops stealth operation as he did!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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leading on

It usually means that a girl or guy is behaving in a teasing or sexy way that dupes someone (or several people) into thinking that they will be willing to have sex and/or a relationship with them, but at the last minute they back out of the deal and don't go through with it
(a girl) has been leading on (a guy) for months letting him think that something was going to happened between them but she finaly backed out when (the guy) asked her to be his GF
by Hien February 4, 2007
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Mars Landing

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.
"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."
by girthatron July 6, 2010
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glen landing middle school

a school that suck and is filled with snakes,clowns,hoes,sluts,snakes
by pokadotpuppies44 September 10, 2019
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