la pulga

Lionel Messi’s nickname when at Barcelona FC, La Pulga in Spanish means ‘The Flea’ because Messi is small and is a fast dribbler and also the GOAT 😳

Friend 1: Hey look its La Pulga!

Friend 2: Who is La Pulga thats Lionel Messi!
Friend 1: It’s a nickname for him.

by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

La Puta Paisa

Mujer de Medellín que convierte “buscar marido gringo” en una carrera profesional. No cobra por hora como las de Parque Lleras —ella juega al ajedrez emocional: lento, calculado, y con filtro Valencia en cada foto.

Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.

“Parce, ¿esa nena trabaja?”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”

by Klassy Kimberly October 31, 2025

Pepe la puke

Any legal who set you up and then called the police and snitches on you

Watch Out man he’s not loyal to the soil he is a pepe la puke

by DaDonDonTayTay February 12, 2026

Creme De La Pussy

An action where the male rubbs his face on the female's clitoris. After finishing, he should have a benefitial face mask.

"Dude, creme de la pussy is amazing."

by Crypxis December 5, 2019

Crème de la pussy

The act of multiple men ejaculating on a vagina and putting sugar on the semen then getting a blowtorch to create a crème brulè like surface. After this is done you can eat it with a spoon.

Me and the boys totally just pulled the Crème de la pussy on Mikes girl las night

by SyphilisConnosouir March 7, 2020

A Pepe La puck

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up

Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puck

by Dadonn February 19, 2025

A Pepe La Puke

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up

Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puke

by Dadonn February 19, 2025