Lurker

An asocial person who lives amongst others, but avoids as much contact with them as possible.

In a dorm room hall, the few kids who are never seen during daylight, but are occasionally run into in the restroom by the normal kids during a middle-of the night bathroom run. They live in singles (so to avoid roommates), which are on a secluded hallway, and never talk to anyone.. even if approached and spoken to.

by Matt (not the crackhead) July 28, 2005

Lurker

a lurker is anyone who follows or partakes in something without actually contributing and/or participating in said activity. Lurkers can be found in any gathering of people, but the best place to find them is at a public skate park (one anyone can get into for free)they are easily identified by looking like they're minutes away from getting up and doing the most amazing trick you've ever seen, but upon further observation, they never actually do. The kids who seem to just sit there and talk about drugs, crime, or any other "Bad ass" activity also qualify as lurkers.

He's such a lurker. He's sat there rolling blunts all day and hasn't skated at all...

by WORD2YOURMOTHER March 20, 2009

Lurker

The people at the skatepark that sit and watch, but don't skate.

"Who are those girls sitting over there?"
"Who knows, just some new lurkers."

by dawg202 December 29, 2009

lurker

Someone hwo goes to a crowded place and follows people. They usually watch people to see there next moves and try to get them in trouble.

Evan: That dude is a lurker man!
Jeff: Yeah, I know! Let's leave!
Evan: He's following us!

by Gaz1112 May 23, 2008

lurker

Some body who hangs around where vehicles are parked.

Damn the lurker who hangs out in the marina creeps me out.

by Thugger April 8, 2004

lurker

A Lurker is like a creep he is the kid that sits in the back of your anatomy class. He has large but sunken in eyes,greasy hair, a pasty complexion, and a crooked smile. When he laughs he sounds like he's hissing. He also offers you rides home to and from school even though he lives 15 miles out of the way. But thats ok because he never sleeps. His biggest fantasy is to be your number 1 stalker.

"Look at that goddamn Lurker, get out of my Art Room Lurker."
"I'm not turning my back to you for one second Lurker."

by Chachilovesthenightlife October 5, 2005

lurker

Someone who comes over to your house and stays really late, even if your tired and have to work the next day.

Dang, Tim is such a lurker; he wouldn't go away and was over at my house until 4am. I didn't get any sleep.

by studio d October 3, 2005