by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008
Get the Lumber Jack Breakfastmug. Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.
As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO
by D1bull54 October 2, 2009
Get the The Lumber Jack Duomug. The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.
Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!
Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.
Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!
Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
by Topherman420 May 18, 2009
Get the The dirty lumber jackmug. A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.
by craigward December 16, 2007
Get the San Fransisco Lumber Jackmug. Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
Get the Stumpy lumber jackmug. 
Get the Lumber jackmug. by SW3518 December 27, 2010
Get the Lumber Jack Festivalmug.