lolshird

Laugh out loud so hard i randomly die.

Of course no one really dies from loling . . . .

Patrick: Hey dude, i saw your new girlfriend today, shes so ugly it made me lolshird!
Steve: Well thats a shame, seen as im dating your sister.
Patrick: Oh.
Steve: lolshird. Dumbass.

by Legendnesses July 21, 2009

LOLSHILMM

Laughing out loud so hard I lost my mind.

Knock, knock

;Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

;You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

; LOLSHILMM

by polarbear;] February 13, 2010

Lowth

The opposite of height.

I couldn't see the midget because of his lowth.

by Iamsogood December 12, 2012

Loshani

The OG friend, why need friends if you got a loshani. The baddest of the baddest.

Hey man, you're the losh to my ani, loshani.

by _supplier May 8, 2018

Lowheads

The section of a marching band consisting of any combination of bass clarinets, baritone saxophones, and/or tubas. Usually the more eccentric members of the marching band, lowheads are always down for a good time. To a lowhead, a good time consists of gathering at a fellow lowhead's house, watching random and funny videos on the Internet, and consuming rather large amounts of food. The lowhead section of the marching band is usually pretty small, so the lowheads are almost always a very close group, meaning that they aren't afraid to hug on each other and give suggestive or seductive looks to one another. Lowheads aren't afraid to be themselves. They just ooze pure badass-ness.

Person 1: That kid always has a huge lunch, complains about being hungry all the time, and always likes to hug people. What's wrong with him/her?

Person 2: Doesn't he/she play the bass clarinet/baritone saxophone/tuba in the marching band?

Person 1: Yeah...

Person 2: There's absolutely nothing wrong with that kid! He/she is a lowhead, duh!

Person 1: Oh, yeah! Those lowheads are so cool!

by bandlol2013 November 25, 2011

so lows

Super tight pants that serve that sole purpose of showing off a girl's ass, possibly legs or thong that is sometimes visible. Mostly worn by girls that are 12-14 maybe older.

Look at Mary's ass in those so lows.

by Heartbreak 1 January 23, 2007

Losha

Losha is the best friend anyone can ever have. Kind, faithful, and trustworthiness radiates from this person and permeates the hearts of all around. Fun attitude that is contagious. Cool and easygoing as the moutain breeze. Closet hippie.

This place is too dull and boring. We need to add a dash of Losha.

by Daredog February 3, 2010