load management

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.

LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.

by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019

Big load

Originally used to describe a very heavy cargo being towed by a truck.

"That truck is carrying a big load in that trailer!"

Now usually used to describe a high volume amount of semen released by a man post-ejaculation.

E.g A man pulls out of a woman's vagina and ejaculates 12 big spurts of cum over her body, leaving her glistening in creamy goodness. Her response as she lays back in post-coital ecstasy "Oh Gosh Babe, what a big load!"

After 2 minutes of intense sucking I could not hold back any longer and blew a big load of cum all over her face.

by Llewelyn Dowd August 6, 2023

cut sling load

Military hand and arm signal given to a helicopter pilot when their rope-suspended cargo is liable to cause the aircraft to go out of control. It is issued by holding the left arm out horizontally hand in a fist, knuckles up and then waving the right arm at the elbow so that the knuckles pass under the left elbow in a cutting motion. It is a term that signifies dropping a topic, problem or person in a hasty and irrevocably conclusive manner.

I wasn't getting anywhere with Suzy last night at the club, so I cut sling load and went on to Jess.

by GJE91 February 27, 2009

Loadworthy

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

loaded swirly

A swirly in which the toilet is fully loaded.

Max got a mouth full of crap when Jake gave him a loaded swirly.

by oosiks32 January 15, 2014

dio ladro

Dio ladro is usually used when somebody is very angry and wants to scream all his pain. Dio ladro means god thief and this expression is very popular in veneto or the north of italy. Some words similar to dio ladro are: dio veleno, dio barabba, dio bastardo, dio brigante, dio castrato, dio lanciafiamme

Dio ladro che merda che sei !
Ma dio ladro dove cazzo sono le chiavi?
Dio schifoso ladro ma quanto cazzo ci metti a cagare ?
Dio ladro infame merdoso sudicio cane ma ho bucato la gomma
Dio ladro che puzza di merda

by Dio barbba 001 July 17, 2017