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The most funniest sports crew ever assembled. Notorious for putting holes in the locker room and "Deficating" on the bathroom floor. Prob. The most hated team coach Firr. ever had. John warner and goldberg were known as the team cock suckers. Millburn was thier biggest rival. They dared motals to step into there realm. Fat people can't pitch. they were the reason coach firr couldn't get laid. Will forever be known as the infamous 16.
Livingston Freshmen Baseball

"Justin...Don't bunt this pitch!" - Firrenator

" I think it hit the water tower."- JB
" Yea i think it hit that guy in the head......." - Dave Chapplle

" I am going to deflower you tight pink assholes!"-NK

" NO GOOOD!"- Firr
by Dennis Mc'Qual January 2, 2009
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Livingston Street

A street in the shitty town of Tewksbury, MA. Basically? Its this wicked long street that is barely paved. If you go there, you will find about 2478864687 little wigger and preppy kids from the ages of 11-13 who think they're badass. Theres a bunch of shitty baseball fields that are always flooded and a Teen Center that smells like old people. Inside the Teen Center theres a bunch of pool tables and moldy couches. Theres a skatepark that sucks, and is always closed due to vandalism. Nobody goes there cause the Wilmington skatepark is better. Theres also a football field, and from there you can see the helicopter landing pad and horse stables owned by the rich guy who owns the Country Club and likes to fly around in his little helicopter. The only interesting thing on Livingston Street is the haunted house which kicks ass, but is only ope for like 3 weekends in October. In the woods is where all the kids go to get high
by kellybowersiscoolerthanyou April 25, 2009
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Livingston Manor

1. A no-name town full of rednecks and junkies that can be found in the middle of nowhere.

2. The true area 51 where anyone can go to hide from the law.
3. The only place that allows homicidal children to attend their school.
1. "After I catch me another 4 pointer in Livingston Manor, i'm gonna go shoot up."
2. "Have you seen my pet yeti, I just had him when i was in Livingston Manor."
3. "She's going to be the youngest sergon out of Livingston Manor because she had the most practice.But we still can find the bodies"
by BlueChaseAwsumSauce November 18, 2011
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Livingston

Livingston kids smoke weed, do horse tranquilizers, cocaine, heroin, shrooms, salvia, and all other drugs possible
by fuckingrad March 22, 2013
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Livingston

Livingston, NJ, so much to say about this town...First lets start at the high school which they are called the lancers. Umm, wait a second, what the fuck is a lancer? Some sort of a knight, how did this rich town end up with being some sort of weird code name for a knight that unless you live in livingston you probably have never heard of the word before. And onto the kids, which mainly consist of only two types of people, jews and asians. Seriously, this town is way over 50% jewish and somehow seems to also be over 50% asain. If you go to livingston and last more then 5 minutes without seeing a jew or asian i think a miracle has just occured. All the jews are also the jappiest jews you will find anywhere, the all are insanly rich and smart, plus the girls are complete bitches, and the guys arn't too far from them either. They all wear whatever either costs the most or (for the girls) is the least amount of clothing they can find or (for the guys) is the longest shorts they can find. Then you go to the asians who like never seem to be away from each other, i dont think that they ever actually hang out with anyone but other asians. The worst part is looking at the lunch tables, one table is full of the sluts, one full of the jocks, one full of the asians, then you have the random freshman, sophmore, junior, and senior tables around the room, they are completely seperated into specific groups. They all have their clicks and if you leave yours then your stuck with nothing. Then lets go to how smart these kids are, well do i even have to say? It's a town filled with jews and asians can they not all be geniuses? To even be in like the top 10% of the class you need a GPA over 4! YES OVER 4! And then everyone is stuck with like 3.8 gpas, so sad thats just a horrible gpa right? Then like to make sure they keep it up, the parents all just yell at their kids if they get anything under A's which makes everything just get impossible.

Now lets get away from the school and go to the actual town. Where do all these kids hang out at night whats to do in this town? silence THERE'S ALSO NOTHING TO DO AT NIGHT IN THIS TOWN! If you walked around the whoel town the only place you could even find kids is in starbucks! STARBUCKS! its a coffee shop?! why is almost the entire town hanging out in a coffee shop?! Well when there is absolutely nothing else in the entire down but a starbucks, i guess thats what they're stuck doing. So besides starbucks, the kids just end up going over each others houses and having parties. Now remember this town is full of rich people, so of course all the kids have all the money they want so they go out and get all the drugs and alcohol that kids can have. Almost every1 in the entire town has either been drunk, high or had cigerettes by the time they end their freshman year of HS! It's almost a given that every1 here does drugs.

Well thats livingston, its really not that bad of a town, its really fun and lots of coo peeps to hang with, but also VERY easy to make fun of so thats what all this is
Livingston is a town full of jews, and asians, thats all rich and insanly smart with absolutely nothing to do on nights
by Lets Go Knicks! December 28, 2005
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Livingston

Livingston is the center of the universe; only the most privileged get to inhabit it and live in its glory.
by Livingstonsupersedesallothers October 18, 2009
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Governor Livingston

A school that dominates all others, contains highly educated, artistic, musical and athletic students. Everyone is way jealous of this school.
by moeyo April 1, 2007
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