LD

A ignorant backwoods redneck. Usually has a small Dick with a simple mind. LD's let women run all over them until they can't take it anymore and will end up beating them.

Hey man I'm about to upgrade my house and put a "tin" roof on it will be 6,000 but it should reduce my electric bill .

by nick levantino August 5, 2017

LD

Long Dick

'You know you want some of dis LD!'
DHI

by SJ November 8, 2002

LD

A lazy mother fucker who wears basketball shorts under his jeans and has anime hair

Person: Dude don't be such an LD, be a Wann

by mellamobebo March 15, 2009

LD

man-hating, femi-nazi, moronic imbecile, rusty cunt-rag whore

My boss is an LD.

by John Mingle Jr III August 14, 2010

LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.

"i will LD the flag"

by chris July 12, 2003

LD

Short for "later dude". Used to signify departure, disapproval, or denial. Appropriate for use in all situations: when someone is leaving a conversation online; when exiting a formal dinner with business associates; to suggest disagreement with another person, etc. Can also be pronounced as a full word: "uld".

"You want me to buy YOU lunch? Uhh...LD."

"$4000 a month? Hahahahah....LD."

"Take care folks. It was good to see you, as always. I look forward to doing business with you. LD."

"I agree with sections A 1.5 through C 2.7, but everything after section C 2.7 can get the old LD. No, really. LD."

by G. Bennick December 19, 2004

LD

Short for "limp dick." Specifically, this form of erectile dysfunction refers to failure to obtain an erection due to emotional issues. Most often experienced by sissies, softies, pussyfags, and emo kids.

I was so gonna fuck that hot guy but he started talking about his feelings, and he went all LD on me.

by RnR enterprises November 25, 2007