Lip Lasso'd

To convince or trick. Talking someone into something they don't necessarily want/need. Most commonly used by door-to-door sales people and restaurant servers.

That little girl just lip lasso'd me into buying 10 boxes of cookies I don't even like.

by AppleCrisp November 10, 2010

shit lasso

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.

I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.

by amscray August 12, 2011

semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

stink lasso

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".

Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>

by Daniel San April 9, 2006

Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.

"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007

chocolate lasso

Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.

I just gave her an awesome chocolate lasso. She looked like she'd been stotted.

by bungus June 9, 2010

Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

charlotte lasso

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014