Lard

Lards are fat people that people use to cook their burger meat in.

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner

by froggeries September 17, 2016

lard

animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing

Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!

by meaniewtf June 8, 2009

larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 12, 2011

Lard

What Grizz's mom was made with.

Grizz: Shortcake... Is that made with lard?

Master Phinnaeus: ...Your mom's made with lard.

by Master Phinnaeus March 26, 2005

lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!

by Col April 23, 2004

lard

fat on youre back occaisionly transparent

youre moms got lots a lard

by ashlie vicky September 28, 2005

Lard

See Also - Mcdonalds

"I'm gonna go get me a lard"

by Therapist_ July 26, 2005