Laney

A girl who doesn't try to look good (or maybe doesn't try hard enough), but really is. After a little work, she'd become hot.

Taken from the 1999 movie, 'She's All That'.

Guy #1: Do you think that girl over there is hot?
Guy #2: Ehh, she's a Laney.

Guy #1: Why is Amanda's hair always a disaster?
Guy #2: O, you mean Laney over there?

by Basketball59 November 11, 2006

Laney

A cannibal who may or may not be in love with a man named “Gareth.”

Oh, you are secretly a cannibal and in love with a man named Gareth? Must be a Laney.

by Lucifer’s cat March 26, 2020

laney

euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.

Feck that was film was laney.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.

by Ben "Muppet" Cohen October 04, 2006

laney

laney
euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.

Feck that was film was laney.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
Source: Ben "Muppet" Cohen, Dublin

by Ben "Muppet" Cohen October 05, 2006

Laney

A fucking snitch

Don’t be a laney

by Young oliver's biggest fan May 22, 2019

Laney

Laney is usually drunk or on the ground first and around the time of 6:30pm after two Cruisers. She claims to go hard but clearly doesn't. Always hangs onto the past.

*@ 6:30pm*

Person 1 : "Have you seen laney?"
Person 2: " Yeah, shes passed out on the ground crying"
Person 1: "Shit aye"

by sorry laney January 16, 2020

Laney

Laney is a super hot girl. She may not always believe that about herself. She is a very shy, quiet, and reserved person when you first meet her. After getting to know her she will become one of your greatest friends. She loves sports and is a very active person

Man, she sure is a Laney.

by King Maxwell December 29, 2018