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The ancient teachings of the great Frederick Rode. The life philosophy of Licking, Sucking, And Fucking, built upon the theory that all women are dumpy whores and need to lick it, or suck it, or fuck it. The current LSF crew consisting of Anthony, Aaron, and Adam are alive and well, practicing L.S.F. daily in Buffalo, NY. Also known as AAA. There are other followers set in Atlanta,GA.
Licking a bitch, having a bitch suck you, And fucking a bitch. The two finger rule is still undergowing the review prossess.......Beck........

"L.S.F.ing a bitch near you....."
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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
(noun) L.S.S- Last Song Syndrome: when you continously hum or sing the last song you heard.
My mom had a case of L.S.S. this morning as she continously sang the last song she heard on the radio, "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi.
L.S.S. by SayaMae July 3, 2007

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
Long Slow Distance is just one of the runs needed in the training program for someone intending to run marathons; speed, strength and hills are also important. So if you hear a runner say they have to go to bed early because they are doing LSD in the morning do not call a rehab center.

L S Ds and Speed are for runners!
L S Ds are part of any serious runners training program; Thursdays are my LSD runs.
L S Ds by Denise Schmigelski November 6, 2008
Got Trophy USC? And by the way, grits are #1
L-S-U by David March 4, 2004