Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

Mr. Kyle's Dad

He was a substitute in our highschool for many years. His name was Mr. Reid but he looks like Kyle so that is how he got the name. After the first time he accepted the fact that he was Kyle's father. But on October, 15 he left our school for Huston, Texas. He will be greatly missed.

"Hi Mr. Kyle's Dad"

"Hi Kyle's friends"

by Fbi_Van October 16, 2019

Kyle Wagnon's Mom

A super hot mom who likes to get slammed by gym teachers and their sons.

Hey whos that slut?
Oh that's just Kyle Wagnon's Mom

by Larry ward October 27, 2009

Kyle Hughes's

Kyle Hughes's are absolute legends who dominates over every person in the world, Kyle Hughes's gets hella bitches and chicks, they are absolute studs. Kyle Hughes's can get with any chicks. but don't ever mistake them for Kaitlyn Braun's never ever get them mixed up it is an insult to Kyle Hughe's.

omg is that Kyle Hughes's heard he's getting hella bitches. omg tracy I met the most mental guy last nigh he was a total Kyle Hughes's

by pocdo August 4, 2022

Kyles Mom

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck

Kyle's mom is behind him

kyles moms a bitch!!!

by OmgTheyKilledKenny!YouBASTEDS! August 16, 2019

kyles mom

the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (southpark)

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

kyles dads knees

A useless item. Something completely broken. Also not able to be fixed under any circumstances.

John: hey man I bought this new motor the other day and the gas tank is a 46 gallon fish tank man!

Bill: sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

John: shut up you couldnt afford it dude youre as broke as kyles dads knees.

Bill: yeah man i guess ur right.

by RickyRips January 31, 2018