koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

by veegee75 January 15, 2009

koozie-scusi

What you often hear when several polite Italian chums are having cold ones while seated together around a very small table, and so they frequently "beg pardon" when one of their foam-wrapped drink-containers bumps/brushes against another.

Just for fun, I counted da "koozie-scusies" voiced during one single meeting of a golfing-quartet at da bar; there were at least 37 of said utterances over da course of said hour-long fellowshipping-session.

by QuacksO January 8, 2026

douche koozie

A female version of a douche bag.

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.

by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016

sausage koozie

Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.

Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

Joziej Koziej

It's a racial slur describing people with Mongolian, Polish and American as Stoner NPC's

-Bruh is he alive?
- Yes he's a Joziej Koziej

by Adiszox June 16, 2020

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

navajo koozie

A small brown paper bag given to you at the gas station when you buy a single tall can of beer

I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie

by Karl Arlington March 9, 2022