when you are in the capable position of a sexual encounter with a good looking member of the opposite sex, but you walk away, run away, scream, freak out, do not engage in the encounter.

Also the inability to communicate and/or structure sentences in front of a good looking member of the opposite sex
John really pulled a kuba last night with Jessica.

Dude, dont kuba. Just go for it.
by ~GP~ June 21, 2009
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James:Is that a noob with yellow hair?
Jimmy:Yeah, probably a kuba.
by ChubsterTheObeseKittEN December 28, 2018
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When a man with long Curley hair cuts his hair off and shoves it in a girls fanny then shags to get carpet burn on his dick
Kyle did a dirty kuba last night with his girlfriend
by Dillonkellyy April 13, 2020
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Does not exist and makes no sense. Kuba logic is complete ballshit and crap. Can be used as an insult, but it is considered to be one of the worst things to call somebody.
I hate that guy, he has kuba logic!
by AncientBlue September 25, 2013
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The act of setting up a time to meet with friends, only to show up over 20 minutes later than the time YOU set.
Me: What time do you guys wanna meet up?
Kuba: How about 3pm?
Me: What's that in Kuba Time?
Other friend: About 5pm
by KubaTimeIsBullshit February 9, 2018
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Terribly rolled zoot
- Hey man, should I roll us a zoot?

- Let me do it. Last time you did a Kuba roll
by imichal May 6, 2023
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