Krumping

The most undignified, retarded form of 'dancing' that exists. Resembles the 'krumper' possibly being electrocuted, convulsing like an epileptic or just looking like a complete twat.

Krumping: Wear some over-sized clothes, crap jewellery and try and act like the biggest fuckwit imaginable, and you are on the krump bandwagon.

by Your common sense. December 31, 2008

krumping

1. Dancing like a fucking retard while having a live electric cable shoved up your ass.
2. A bizarre and painful form of dancing where a mental patient shakes his/her body violently after being lobotomized.

"That muthafucka be doing some mad crazy krumping while he out there holding that wire hanger in the middle of that heavy electrical storm."

by Hammerstrike July 10, 2005

krumping

the act of masturbating into a public urinal

wait, wasn't jacob just krumping? wtf!

by cederic the carrot April 29, 2012

krummed

Tired, wasted, ruined

"she was totally krummed out"

by Jenny June 25, 2003

krumpitbum

Slang term derived from the words "krumpit" and "bum". Refering to a lazy person who lays about until days end.

She doesn't date krumpitbums because it's hard to keep a clean couch.

by Atom Smash July 20, 2010

krümmel

A very sweet cookiecrumb.
It's also a nickname all monas want to give somebody!

Mona: you are named like that? Don't worry sweetheart, I will call you Krümmel
yeah that's better~

by Monamon January 8, 2017

krumpi

Krumpi is a sexy teacher with a huge cook

Ooo that teacher is an krumpi

by Huge Cook Man May 22, 2017