Kronked

The act of holding one's own and defeating an opponent. From Roy Kronk who did not falter under the defense attorney Mason, no matter how the defense tried to confuse him.

Someone tried to put one over one me but he got Kronked instead.

by KeysCoyote June 30, 2011

Kronked

mean your just hanging out doing nothing.

Man i'm so kronked.

by Tyler Betcher December 23, 2002

kronk-knockler

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.

"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008

pocket kronks

A specific pocket-pair in poker.

Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"

by BattleCrap October 27, 2017

Kronk Surprise

When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.

"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"

by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020

what the kronk

what the fuck?

"what the kronk are you doing in my underwear drawer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Pull the lever Kronk

A phrase used when instructing a girl to get you dick ready for a handjob by flopping it back and forth

M:give me a handjob
W:ok
M:PULL THE LEVER KRONK!

by Afuckingbear February 10, 2019