Harvey Keitel

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. ranking up there with bobby D and pacino.

Harvey Keitel as "the Wolf" - "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

by kree August 28, 2005

Xan Kriegor

In 2291 when 'Consensual murder' is legalized Xan Kriegor rose up from the underbelly of society and began to compete in the Liandri Tournament, later renamed the Unreal Tournament. Having already been infamous more numerous winnings in former tournaments, it was no surprise to see him become the winner of the first tournament. He leads the Liandri Corporation sponsored team - "The Corrupt". Yet it 2293, Malcolm, a human, unseats Xan who goes into a hiatus at the Liandri Corporation Headquarters for upgrades. Then in 2303 (year of Unreal Tournament 2004). Gorge who'd defeated Malcolm the year before, Malcolm himself, and Xan Kriegor all have their own sponsored teams and compete in the tournament.

Xan Kriegor, supposed leader of the Liandri Corporation.

Xan Kriegor, bitched by Malcolm.

Xan Kriegor, back for revenge.

by BonusStage April 15, 2006

kite kook

A kiteboarder that needs his kite at 12 to feel a man. Or a woman kiteboarder that doesnt have a straight boyfriend.

omg look at that cloud merchant, what a kite kook

by KiteScooper January 5, 2010

gay as a kite

Someone who is gay, hasn't come out yet, but everyone can see that they're gay.

-Do you think David is gay?
-Yeah, he's as gay as a kite!

by frumbl June 24, 2019

Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.

Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Tom Kite

The Tom Kite, or 'TK', is a variant of the Jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. The drink comprises two shots of vodka and Red Bull poured into a glass, followed by a shot of Jägermeister dropped into the mixture. The TK must then be chugged, not sipped.

Tell Mom I love her, Tom Kite just arrived. Shit just got real.

TK is in my veins! He's in my veins!

by Sinc29 February 25, 2010

go fly a kite

A nice way to say go fuck yourself.

Cracked out Joe: Nice neon shoes.
Bob: Go fly a kite!

by Daniel K. July 9, 2006