Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

Kraft Singles

A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me

by Markei December 28, 2005

ross kraft

the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. he will treat you like a queen and never let you forget how beautiful you are. he will love you forever

i want ross kraft to cuddle me

by bls April 16, 2021

robert kraft

A glory hole servicing queeah that likes Tom Brady's penis in him.

Robert Kraft s was serviced by his queeah Quarter Back Tom Brady

by Robert Krafr March 10, 2017

Kraft Punk

The most awesome robot thing in the world!
verb: Kraft punked

You just got fucking Kraft punked
Will you be my Cheese wife?

by Frog girls are hot :) June 18, 2019

Kraft Dinner

The Best Thing Alive

It Is Mac&Cheese and it rocks.

Everyone should eat Kraft Dinner

Person 1-Did you have kraft dinner last night?

Person 2-Hell Yas!

by xoxAshes69xox February 12, 2009