a large religion teacher who is interrupting in his long religiously obessesed speeches by students asking questions such as, "is it gay if u wear a condom?" Occasionally grunts like a kodiak bear.
by Howard Dean April 23, 2004
When someone from Alaska mentions doing something out of the norm, they can explain it by saying it’s “Just Kodiak Things”.
Baxter: during the summer in Alaska, people drive with blow up dolls in the back of their trucks to watch the sunset.
Megan: Why?
Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.
Megan: Why?
Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.
by Memehayla September 05, 2018
After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
by savannahbananas December 07, 2023
After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
by savannahbananas December 07, 2023
This act involves 3 people.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.
by Dickasoarus September 08, 2021
The additional inch of penis length hidden in the pelvic bone. e.g 5 inch penis plus a kodiak inch = 6 inch punisher)
by Kodiak inch January 13, 2024
kodiak fortnite is hani abughalis cup of tea
by zimuffffffff December 17, 2023