Kodiak bear

a large religion teacher who is interrupting in his long religiously obessesed speeches by students asking questions such as, "is it gay if u wear a condom?" Occasionally grunts like a kodiak bear.

The kodiak bear is part of the daycare zoo along with the aflac duck

by Howard Dean April 22, 2004

Just Kodiak Things

When someone from Alaska mentions doing something out of the norm, they can explain it by saying it’s “Just Kodiak Things”.

Baxter: during the summer in Alaska, people drive with blow up dolls in the back of their trucks to watch the sunset.

Megan: Why?

Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.

by Memehayla September 5, 2018

Kodiak butt plug

This act involves 3 people.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.

Hey, we're in a snowy alpine setting...why don't we try a Kodiak butt plug?

by Dickasoarus September 8, 2021

Kodiak inch

The additional inch of penis length hidden in the pelvic bone. e.g 5 inch penis plus a kodiak inch = 6 inch punisher)

"bro doesn't even know about the Kodiak inch"

by Kodiak inch January 12, 2024

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting, Keith had to run to the bathroom to preform an emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Kodiak

Put before a word to define it as weird, scary, strong or scary. Comes from the “Kodiak Bear”

Video: shows a guy weirdly laughing
Comment: Y’all haven’t heard of the Kodiak laughing?

Video: shows a dog that can fly
Comment: Y’all haven’t heard of the Kodiak dog?

by bababababababbbebebebebe December 11, 2023