by Spacecowboy223 November 24, 2020
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After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.
by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009
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A kole is someone you want to be friends with. He gives you the truth,he is loyal,nice,funny and much much more. A kole is a popular person who sometimes forgets about his less popular friends. He comes up with grate rosts . I will throw a kole a bone and say he isnt the worst looking guy in the world. But there is another side to him. He can be the meanest person you will meet. But then he will apologize and you will forgive him but in the end you he will do the same thing.
by Chandace King June 15, 2018
Get the Kole mug.The one friend of every group who is always down to party. A kobe tang often does not keep promises to you because he is always partying. Another common trait is the kobe tang likes to lead people on to believe that there will be a party...
Often ends in failure
Often ends in failure
Jacob: Yo kobe tang, wanna party?
Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.
Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang
Kobe Tang: No.
Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.
Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang
Kobe Tang: No.
by Twinkies Are Delicious August 25, 2011
Get the kobe tang mug.Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.
by Princess Livs December 10, 2012
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Get the Koberg mug.A Twitch streamer who looks exactly like the WWE Wrestler Mark Henry. Kobe is also known to be a very lazy streamer, who likes to scam his audience. Among other things he’s a delusional cowboys fan who thinks the cowboys are the best team in the league. He was also put in a master lock.
Random dude:I’m going to get fake dreads, eat a bunch of junk food, say the cowboys are good and get myself put in a master lock. I’m going to be exactly like Kobe0802
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019
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