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Muphin Shite Knut

Crappy computer. Shite is rarely used.
Dammit MUPHIN KNUUUUT!
by Shorty September 20, 2003
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Knut

A guy with glasses whoes parents are devorced. Really gay.
Knut is gay.
by Strangle_boy December 6, 2017
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Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye

Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.
Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)
by Tob03 April 10, 2023
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Knut

A very strange name. Very mean and likes to hang out on the Hub
Knut is a Norwegian name but Knut is often from another country, maybe Estonia. Knut is also a mongo and can get mistaken for a monkey. Knut has a "sallamiröv".
-That guy is thicc.
-His name is Knut
by crazyfrog6969 April 28, 2020
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knut arne

A man who is too Norwegian to even speak English
wow can u even Knut arne
by LolOaNDRE February 24, 2017
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Knut

Knut is the name of a man with the physique of a greek god, and a long beatiful ponytail that shines like a brilliant golden star. His skin is the color of blood, a testimate to his everlasting endurance in the face of the dangers of the universe. Knut can attract any organism he wishes with his alluring charisma, and giant testicles that reach to the floor.

He has the ability to make anyone he wants a star, most notably Marcus Kabelo Møll Mosele, or "Kamelen". He spends most of his days passing on his wisdom to students at the "Bergen Cathedral School" in western Norway. He can often be spotted wearing a stylish flannel shirt and socks with sandals.
Student 1: I love Knut! He's our best teacher by far.
Student 2: I know right! Knut is so cool!
Student 3: I am not the biggest fan of Knut.
Rest of the class: <<Hangs him by the neck out the window>>
by Trygve Slagsvold Vedum January 8, 2025
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Knut

Damn boi u look like a Knut!
by Cucboaih May 22, 2018
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