knock

Fake, not real, phony.

"You aint real, *N!99a* you's a knock."
or
"Whatever dude you's a knock."

by Sunnie-D December 30, 2008

Knock

A unit of measurement for any object that defines how many times it would take to kill someone if you hit them round the head with it.

The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).

Dan: "Hey, this is a good baguette; a nice 150 knocks."

Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."

by Reenix October 23, 2009

knock

Clothes/gear.Used in the city of Cork in Ireland. Used by scumbags.

"Get any decent knock in town?"

by Kitten123 July 29, 2005

knock

to tell on someone

person 1: im grounded because my parents found out that i stole gum from the gas station.
person 2: i didnt knock on you.

by jordan October 30, 2003

knock

an attempt to speak to a love interest. ANTONYMS: HOLLA, POP

i was at the club, TRYNA knock at this female...-

by breks one February 17, 2003

knock

Fake, not real, phony,
Origin>> .knock off.
(as in knock off purses, bootleg DVD's)

"You aint real, *N!99a* you's a knock."
or
"Whatever dude you's a knock."

by Sunnie-D December 30, 2008

knock

Constipation; from the common practice of knocking the table in the game of dominoes which signifies that you "can't go".

"Are you alright, love? Did you have any luck?"
"No, I still can't shift it. I tried again after the figs had got to work, but still had to knock"

by The Organ Grinder May 27, 2008