Knighting

When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"

When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth

by Gary B May 22, 2003

knight

the art of a male tapping his penis on the head and shoulders of a suspecting or unsuspecting female, like a knight being dubbed.

knighting can be done after sex to give approval to the female.

knighting can also be done to an unsuspecting female kind of like a raunchier chiefing.

Example 1

guy 1: "i heard you hit it with that chick last night, was she good?"

guy: "good enough to get knighted!"

Example 2

guy 1: "hey man look at that chick, she's totally passed out."

guy 2: "ya, let's chief her"

guy 1: "naw man, lets knight her!"

by nothinggoldcanstay January 17, 2011

Knights

The BEST, I mean BEST junior hockey team in CANADA, and the WORLD!! They achieved the title "BEST" by kicking some major ass this year, including Sidney Crosby and the Oceanic. Giving them a shut-out by the tune of 4-0, in the Memorial Cup final to be named 2005 Champions!!

Guy 1: Wanna go to a Knights game tonight?
Guy 2: Who are the Knights??
Guy 1: Dude, you suck when you don't even know who the Knights are!! I definetly don't wanna go with you now!

by Knighter September 17, 2005

Knighting

The swift, stealthy motion of placing one's penis on another's right shoulder, then left shoulder. Usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.

"When I was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than I gave her best friend, Mabel, a high five with my unerect penis."

by Stank Bob December 20, 2009

knighting

the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder

I gave my bitch a good knighting last night

by daniel bolt January 9, 2008

The Knights

Somehow justifying the KKK and their practices of lynching and enforcing Christianity, trying to give white people more power as if they have had any rights taken away in the last 200 years? There are white people working to take away rights, like abortion.

The Knights teach the true lessons of the kkk, love, not hate

Then why do you encourage the slaughter of muslims and black people?

by KThink January 24, 2009

knight

A common word used to replace the term 'scene'.

That dinosaur is hella knight.

by Rachel & Brittany September 12, 2005