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Kabir Gupta

Dombest boi in existence coz he be domb and he is a dick sucker
Kabir: Hi guys
Everyone in existence: STFU
Kabir Gupta: What did i do?
by Terror lmao April 5, 2022
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baby kabir

The younger-ling of the Kabir Junior. Great grandson of Kabir Senior. Although the Kabirs all originated at one place, they all had different perspectives. baby Kabirs perspective was to bring peace to all of humanity by supplying vast amounts of beef and potatoes to all who inhabit him. He helped the Collosians one day by settling a great disagreement, "What came first the chicken or the egg?" one collosian said. Baby Kabir then responded, "neither, Kabir came first!"
should I jump off this cliff? *shakes crystal ball*
crystal ball says: If it pleases a Kabir, then do so.

I lost my diary today, oh my!, Janice wrote this in her diary... How is this possible? Baby Kabir responded "If you truly believe in peace, then beef is coming your way."
by Darius Hunter January 11, 2008
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Kabir

Kabir is a cross between new and old world monkeys. Resembling bartungas, they originate from Africa, but resembles looks of Mexican breeds.

They range in size of gorillas, Some are arboreal (living in trees) while others live in Stirling and Coogee; diets differ among the various Kabir's but may contain any of the following: fruit, leaves, seeds, nuts, flowers (lillies), insects, spiders, eggs, arms and small animals.

Some characteristics are shared between most apes, butt scratching, butt sniffing, butt tickling and dancing in pantries.

The are lovable, and often likes to dress in space suits.
The first monkey in space was Albert II who flew in the US-launched V2 rocket in June 14, 1949. The second space monkey is Kabir! Man what a cool monkey!

Kabir stole my giant donuts! and its now in the Palm tree!
by Carrot7 April 4, 2008
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Kabir

Kabir is witty. playful. funny. Kabir is usually a sweetheart. Kabir is surrounded by several lady friends at all times. chick magnet, if i put it right. Kabir is also a puppy. he has a peculiar laugh which can make you laugh at his laugh but can melt your heart. Kabir plays the guitar, huh, can't help himself being sexy can he
Girl 1: there's this new cute guy in the office
girl 2: oh, what's his name?
girl 1: Kabir
girl 2: oh it makes sense!
by veronicamoonchild July 24, 2019
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kabir

kabir is a deer who drinks beer, he doesn't have many peers and loves to scream cheers!
Look at that drunk loner, I think he's a kabir.
by fayyaz June 10, 2018
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kabirathon

A marathon to see who can eat the most food the fastest. They are most common in Pakistan and America. As a marathon is 26 miles, this is a competition in which every Kabir must eat an item of every food group from every country. Whoever finishes the fastest gets to eat all of the other Kabirs. The World Champion is The Kabir of Wasson seeing as he is still alive.
And Kabir of Wasson is off to a great start as he is in every kabirathon, then he falls back and makes an amazing finish. but Kabir of Wasson is a humble Kabir for he does not eat the others when he wins. Back to you Dave. Well John Kabir of Wasson is a champion in 99, 2000, 2001.........etc
by Fred Flintston May 10, 2008
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Kabir

Says whom and cuz a lot and Is 36 years old.
Hey I'm kabir whom are you
by Hairydicklord5678 July 2, 2019
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