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kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
by yaboymd March 7, 2017
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kiwi dinosaur

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
by nugeny_x May 13, 2014
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Kiisha

A sexy beautiful Lady, Definition of a real Woman
Also goes by the name Queen or Riena
Is Raymonds mami chula or his Queen
I'm so in love with her she is so Kiisha.

Yo! Do you see Kiisha over there. She is so fine

Mami chula is so Kiisha I need to be her papi chulo
by PapiChulo2305 June 3, 2011
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Real Kiwi Hours

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.
Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"
by Mr. Meme Connoisseur February 9, 2018
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Sam Kinison

One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.

He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.

Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.
by jlovato August 22, 2006
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Kiwicopter

A teammate in an fps game that either gets you killed or is useless. It can also be the act of dying.
Oh look here comes the kiwicopter.
by AlphaWolf7spirit October 17, 2017
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Kiist

'Them boobs are kiist'
'Tesco meal deals are kiist'
'That goal was kiist'
by The House of Bantiatus October 25, 2011
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