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Kiwi Spider-Man 

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”
“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
Kiwi Spider-Man by Red Raw October 5, 2025

Kiwi by harry styles 

Harry styles is a smexy man ham, and ur having his baby and its none of his busyness, look up kiwi by harry styles or he will throw a cupcake on your favourite clothes
"Hey have you heard about kiwi by harry styles?" "No whats that?"... (ง'̀-'́)ง

Strawberry Kiwi 

Hey Jaryd, they named a vape after you.. Strawberry Kiwi flavour.

Slumped kiwi 

A sexy person who plays minecraft on ps3 and has a friend named alijah and he has all the bitches no matter he’s mr steal yo girl
Damn that’s slumped kiwi I thought he was ugly damn he’s got as fuck

sour kiwi 

common counter strike player who thinks mozilla firefox is actually worth a damn and and can currently be found at the ubercrue forums along with his annoying laugh after he gets shot in counter strike.
Insert weird ass noise made by sour kiwi.
sour kiwi by ucdrizzt July 29, 2008

Somalian Kiwi 

The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.
Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.

Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.
Somalian Kiwi by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018