kirmato

the best type of person. #1 world record holder in everything. kirmato > ur fav (unless your fav is Link). give them a hug and pringles, thatd be sweet.

friend: "that's kirmato? oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh fuck oh shit"
kirmato: "my milkshakr brings allt eh boys tobtthe yard"

by notkirmato November 2, 2021

Kismet Dating

A dating app based on Vedic astrology. It is part of Ayurveda, and it uses your date, time, and place of birth to create a map of the cosmos. Then, a sacred algorithm uses that map to create a Kismet score with another person.
You are matched with a partner on eight dimensions of compatibility. These eight dimensions of compatibility in kismet dating include, Intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, Birth Star, Emotional, and Temperament

There are Eight dimensions of compatibility are used to determine a match score. kismet dating covers , intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, birth Star, Emotional , and temperament

by Kismet Guru September 20, 2019

Kosmatka

some one who wears there hat barely resting on the top of there head, usually off to the side or backwards. A Kosmatka is wangster of extraordinary ignorance to reality. They are usually of Asian decent.

Kosmatka: "herro prease' i rook rearry coo in my hat"

guy1: "why does he have his hat like that? he looks like an ass.."

guy2: "hes such a Kosmatka"

by kim_jong_illin' January 25, 2011

kismetfish

Ampora's failed attempts to hate-snog anything with a pulse.

Cronus was a kismetfish when he tried to get with Porrim

by PreachyFish May 31, 2015

Kissmate

Rather than being a normal person and saying partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, husband or wife, a kissmate is an attention seeking way of calling your significant other. Primarily used by privileged white ladies addicted to twitter in their 40s

What’s your partners name again?
Excuse me it’s KISSMATE.

by Lolwut7 July 12, 2022

kismet

A great unix wi-fi (wireless) scanner that supports lots of wlan cards.

man i just compiled kismet and it's so much better than network stumbler

by bravo8 May 26, 2006

kidd kismet

A kid who thinks he is cool but really is cringe.

A: Is that kidd kismet?
B: yeah hes making another shitty beat

by wdadasggrgr November 2, 2020