kitten-killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

by Siki November 15, 2003

killing in the name

rage against the machine song the u.k's 2009 christmas number one

one amazing song KILLING IN THE NAME OF

by WANKYOURSELFSILLY December 21, 2009

Kipling

The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.

Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.

by Poppins February 26, 2005

killing jar

a jar that contains a material that bugs are attracted to. there is a seal covering the top of the jar with holes in it. the bugs go in the holes to get to the material and die because they cant get out

Gaze into her killing jar I'd sometimes stare for hours.
She even poked the holes so I can breathe.

by mychemicalromance October 22, 2004

You're killing me, Smalls

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.

"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

by Bill so chill October 14, 2008

Killing it

Absolutely dominating

Wow! That's half price chocolate promotion is killing it!

by Howtobealegend101 July 10, 2015

Killing Mosquitoes

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.

Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?

by TheDoodad August 5, 2019