puppy kicking

Picking on or challenging someone who is obviously weaker and will be no contest in a duel.

Guy 1: Did you see the Corvettes calling out the Hondas at the track?

Guy 2: Yes, I don't know why they decided to go puppy kicking.

by Priapuss February 22, 2017

kicking and screaming

when somebody is struggling to keep from being forcibly moved, removed, or pulled against their will or otherwise do something that they do not want to do.

Amanda Knox says she will only go back to Italy "kicking and screaming" after an Italian court ruled she should not have been cleared.

by Miss That Buff Dude? March 4, 2014

kicking off

When a person acts in a belligerent manner, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, although it is possible to 'kick off' whilst sober.

Zara: Have you seen Mark?
Sam: I think he's in the lower Pollet kicking off.
Zara: Lol.
Mark: You fucking what?
Iain: I love Lauren.
Mark: Fuck off Iain.

by John Gollop May 24, 2011

kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 17, 2017

kicktight

combination of bomb, clutch, cool, far-out, rad; impossibly amazing

Did you see that rad hand-stand? So kicktight!

by schudoosh December 14, 2020

Kicking Mitchie

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.

It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023