Kumon

SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."

by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020

Khum Dhan

Indian Lotion that makes you feel good.

"After i got Khum Dhan my hole life changed!"

by Max effin L. August 27, 2008

Kuhmodo

He is a graphic designer, music artist, and a music producer. He wants to expand his music through the entire nation one day and have a hit song so he is constantly thinking of the next big thing.

hey bro you get the new kuhmodo cd, swag

by basedg0d November 19, 2011

khum dahn

Ancient Indian erbal lotion that is good for everything

"I love getting khum dahn."

by Retardo Radregez March 23, 2017

Kumon Kult

A group of mentally retarded children that think they are funny. Most of them are cellists and if they aren’t cellists then something is definitely wrong with them. They find happiness in watching the world burn with terrible educational things like Kumon, Duolingo and Kahn Academy. If you meet a person in the Kumon Kult, do not make eye contact with them under any circumstances, they are deranged and most of them have rabies.

Person: I see that Kumon Kult person over there
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!

by KumonIsMyLife May 16, 2019

kumon

Large asian profit organization which was black listed by the UN because of it's evilness but it failed because kumon had too much money. It's worksheets are made from uncertified tree sources, and this was criticized against them by greenpeace. It is often considered a personal insult to call someone a kumon. (greed)

1)Kumon is operating in 98 countries.
2)Terry is a mean kumon!

by firzenr September 6, 2007

khumoitsile

Khumo is a beautiful girl, she's like a rare diamond to find with different outstanding personalities. She laughs alot and always has something to say when she's with her friends. She's quite shy with people she's not use to and can be insecure about her self or her body at times. She can be very mean but has a kind side. She's very rare to find and very hard to keep. Once you have a beautiful girl like Khumo, keep her and don't let go. She's usually scared to try new things alone but ready to do them with others. She low key loves attention from people but doesn't like being in the spot light. She's usally liked by many guys but she usally loves only one guy. She has many male friends and flirts but it's never serious. Alot of people judge her before knowing her by calling her a hoe or a bitch but she's nothing like that. She simply gives you the same attitude you give her and if she doesn't like you she will tell you. Either way Khumo is a outsanding, bold, gorgeous and ever laughing girl who will keep you on your toes. She's a hard worker and can be a book worm.

Khumoitsile ...she's a very rare diamond to find and someone to keep forever.

by Arora💛 March 18, 2018