Kesten

sooo hotttttt

Kesten is the best

by 40.ao March 1, 2022

kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!

example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*

by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008

Kestrel Crew

A highly organised secret society which operates throughout the L21/L22 area of Merseyside, England. The only way to gain entry to the KC is if you are of Anglo-Saxon descent (sorry chris B), excluding Carter of course. Also you have to be invited and accepted by the founding fathers of the KC to gain entry. It is named the Kestrel Crew because one of the founding fathers watched the movie Kes and decided that he was now a keen lover of the kestrel. Even though it is based in Liverpool, the KC is biased towards the cause of both Accrington Stanley and Sunderland football clubs; nobody knows why but that's the way things are.

"Can I join your gang; the Kestrel Crew?"
"No, fuck off"

by Olof the Great December 15, 2008

Kester

Kester is a sweet heart who has a big heart,he makes me smile and laugh and listerns to me on facetime ,hes a handsome boy with braids Xx

Heey kester,your dank b 😁

by Hbbjdodb1279 July 26, 2018

Kestler

A sex act between 3 lesbians involving peanut butter and bananas.

I saw this thing called a Kestler in a porno, and i've been craving peanut butter ever since.

by kacykaughn February 15, 2010

Kester

a term used for a person who is extremely short, normally below the height of 150cm and loves to game.

John is such a Kester he always says he plays games frequently but can't reach the table.

by Hshxbxbz October 30, 2020

Kester S Sobers

EVIL & or TWO

Do not attempt to discredit Kester S Sobers.

by KSS2 March 2, 2022