An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.
1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.
2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.
2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.
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Bob: Dude you're kerchewing again.
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Get the Kerchew mug.Kerry King (nicknamed KFK the guitarist/co-founder of the thrash metal band Slayer and has been with the band since it came into being in 1981. Kerry is an athiest and shows no interest in religion inside his personal life. He loves snakes and other reptile.
He and the rest of Slayer like to write about Satanism, Nazism, torture and terrorism because they take this material as interest in their songwork- which spawned alot of controversy over the years. Although they all DO NOT take this kind of stuff true to heart.
With complex, catchy, and utterly wicked solos by singles such as Raining Blood, Angel of Death, Dittohead, Jihad, and many others, KFK shows alot of talent in his work.
KFK also has an ongoing fued with Dave Mustaine who complained that he show join Megadeth and ditch Slayer (and insulted the band at that)
He and the rest of Slayer like to write about Satanism, Nazism, torture and terrorism because they take this material as interest in their songwork- which spawned alot of controversy over the years. Although they all DO NOT take this kind of stuff true to heart.
With complex, catchy, and utterly wicked solos by singles such as Raining Blood, Angel of Death, Dittohead, Jihad, and many others, KFK shows alot of talent in his work.
KFK also has an ongoing fued with Dave Mustaine who complained that he show join Megadeth and ditch Slayer (and insulted the band at that)
Please ignore that little dipshit; he just plagarized wikipedia's page on Kerry King so he can showcast his stupid, misguided opinion of him.
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She is a fun loving person who can be shy at first but once you get to know her, you'll find out that she's a caring and hilarious person. She loves hugs and kisses. She is very smart and athletic but can also be self-conscious. She may play things off when they really bother her. She gets jealous easily but doesn't like to admit it and will hide it at all costs. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet but she can be emotional and distant. Most Kency's have a divine butt and know how to shake it! They can also be at times the worlds biggest "butt heads" which only causes them to get into more trouble!
She is a fun loving person who can be shy at first but once you get to know her, you'll find out that she's a caring and hilarious person. She loves hugs and kisses. She is very smart and athletic but can also be self-conscious. She may play things off when they really bother her. She gets jealous easily but doesn't like to admit it and will hide it at all costs. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet but she can be emotional and distant. Most Kency's have a divine butt and know how to shake it! They can also be at times the worlds biggest "butt heads" which only causes them to get into more trouble!
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