kenyan shoes

A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.

"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."

by durkadurka123 September 10, 2011

Kenyan Trotsky

A nickname for Barack Obama that combines Comrade Obama's Kenyan heritage with his Marxian approach to governance.

On da poster, who dat be? Yo, it's da Kenyan Trotsky.

by Joe Belleau May 7, 2011

kenyan buttsuckle

When a skinny black man goes on all fours (as if he were a dog) and is behind another man (or woman) who is laying freshly dead and at a 68 degree angle from the ground, he then precedes to use his tongue in a swirling manner to "suckle" the immediate anal discharge from her bloody asshole... then he must throw up and eat it as if it is the only food left in Kenya.

"Hey I heard Chad totally Kenyan Buttsuckled that hobo under the bridge last night without getting his Abercrombie jeans dirty."

by Aliroxhard July 23, 2009

Kenyan Milkshake

A mixture of feces, urine, and semen, mixed together by an erect penis, and served chilled.

I treated my girlfriend to a real treat the other night when I made her my famous Kenyan Milkshake!

by juan jorge castro April 7, 2011

Kenyan Honky

An East African native, who attempts assimilate into white American culture while still maintaining his Kenyan identity. This normally results in the honky playing a the role of a token "East African" or "Kenyan" person in their sub-culture, and their subsequent friendships are based less on truth and more around their unique racial and cultural makeup.

That damn Kenyan Honky is playing that stupid Jambo Bwana song again. Doesn't he know anything that is not Kenyan?

by Brent Swanson December 17, 2004

Kenyan Picnic

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period

My girlfriend pushed my head downstairs last night, I wouldn't mind usually but it was her time of the month and I had to endure a full throttle Kenyan Picnic

by Bobbybeaver November 16, 2011

Going Kenyan

Verb.
Def 1. To run like a kenyan.

Def 2. To run for your freedom.

Can have Going, Went, Or About to go in front of saying.

Ex. 1. John won the race because he went Kenyan.

Ex. 2. Guy 1: I heard you got caught shoplifting.

Guy 2: Yea, but i went Kenyan on those rent a cops and got away.

Ex. 3. "Hold on... Im going Kenyan"

by xmorpheus24x April 16, 2009