You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.
I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.
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Bruh, there's only one toilet and both of us can't hold it. We gotta Kentucky Double Barrel this mofo.
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Dude, got the triple crown last night. I was neck and neck with my friend, Chiquando doing the Kentucky Derby.
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