Kenyon College

A school where diversity is internal, and if ever external, it is defined by a bright colored plaid shirt as opposed to a bland grey one. People are quirky, yet pretentious and the girls are infamously unattractive. Beer googles are a must for everyone on a Wednesday, Friday, or Saturday night. Professors drink and smoke with students all the while discussing the latest underground bands and their impression on popular culture. Anthropology is the easiest major at Kenyon, but English is most widely declared. The football team sucks.

Artur: What's your major?
Jesika: Well, I just declared English with a minor in Russian and an emphasis with on Sociology in Comparative Perspective.

Artur: Kenyon College?

John: What's your favorite play?
Alan: Ot-ello.
John: Othello.
Alan: Yes, Ot-ello.

by liverloverx40 November 17, 2010

kenyon

a fuck boy who will play with your feelings and break your heart with one word

“wow he’s a kenyon”

by pp ;) October 3, 2019

kenyoda

Someone who can be complicated and is hard to understand. She tries her best to seem happy even when she is at her worst. She is easy to hurt and is constantly in pain trying to find a way to escape her thoughts. It’s hard for her to trust people because they constantly betray her trust. She is a lovable, honest, beautiful person.

Kenyoda is beautiful

by K. E. N. May 15, 2018

Keniy

Keniyzjah is a pretty ass gurl who can pull anybody and people keep on saying she date laMarion

Keniyzjah:she do not date lamarion

by Shshbss January 20, 2022

kemiyoda

Kemiyoda is one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet! She is always smiling and looks happy. She is also very smart and helps a friend in need.
A great nickname for kemiyoda is Kemi.

Kemiyoda was so funny today in math!
Kemi is amazing!

by princessunicorn2 January 27, 2023

The Kenyon Rule

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.

"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."

by greeley January 26, 2007

keiyon

keiyon is fine asf. he gets all the girls. he has someone in his friend group who lies. And is not really friends with the group. and likes playing games, likes to watch people play as well.

keiyon is so good looking. he is so fine he must be keiyon

by thebest202 December 7, 2019