Kelbar

A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.

The Earth is not flat, stop being a Kelbar

by Cluey123 March 6, 2019

keloke manin

dominican slang for "wassup dude" or "HEY MY NIGGA"

person 1: YOO KELOKE MANIN!!

person 2: WASSUPPP

by papxshampoo March 12, 2021

Keldog

Keldog is a man in his early 60s, 6ft 7 monster that rolls dogs all the time for no reason. he lived around Salisbury north then found a better house in davorens, this house had windows and a sesh shed and 30 minutes of water in the shower a week. he has had a relationship with dave dog but then rolled her for her darts. he has also had an on-and-off friendship with palm dog, one second they will be rolling eshays at ttp interchange and smoking billys in the school toilets then if one of them has the others cone they gonna get rolled for everything they own. keldog is pretty fucken clueless about what's going on in the world all he worries about is his next roll. keldog once called palm a fucking retard and then got his legs taken out and now he has a limp for the rest of his life. when people see keldog they shit themselves because they know their about to get dropped cunt

Fuck its Keldog Lets fucking leg it ayeee

by palm doggy October 21, 2021

Kelton

Kelton is a super great person with hazel eyes and curly brown hair (the best combination). He has the best personality and is the sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He really likes guitar and philosophy. He is highly intelligent and one of the cutest people you will ever come to meet :0 If you know a kelton, you shouldn't let him go

girl: omg who's that boy? he is so cute
other girl: that's kelton, he's super talented and sweet

by tilleylikesducks February 7, 2021

kalbo

The Filipino word for "bald head"
Screamed in the streets by Filipinos when a youngish, white male experiencing hair loss is spotted

*30 something white male with a big bald spot walking the streets of the Philippines*
Filipino 1: "KALBO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Filipino 2: "kalbo!"
Filipino 3: "kalbo." *grins*

by mackowhack October 7, 2009

keeboy

Keeboy is a nickname Kokichi Ouma gives to Keebo.

Kokichi: “Hey, Keeboy! Do robots have dicks?”
Keebo: I will not answer an inappropriate question like that!

by Kiibouma December 26, 2020

Kelcoursing

Kelcoursing is the act of doing absolutely jack shit towards your political candidacy in hopes that brain dead citizens will elect you for being a “good guy.”

“Kassandra is the clear choice for mayor. James has just been kelcoursing these past few months thinking he’s a shoe in.”

by Anhdab August 28, 2021